AWESOME PARTY.

"PatBateman" (PatBateman) 03/16/2014 at 00:28 • Filed to: PAHTY TIME

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Birthday boy is intoxicated, the house has multicolor strobe lights kicking, there was almost was a drunken fight (which was HILARIOUS), many gorgeous women (including my wife), everyone is dressed in 80's garb, and there's a 740LI in the driveway.

Here's a pic of the Bimmer and the house. Enjoy.

Brian Silvestro > PatBateman 03/16/2014 at 00:29

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PLEASE tell me someone brought fake (or even real, that would be better) cocaine.

PatBateman > Brian Silvestro 03/16/2014 at 00:31

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Unfortunately , no. Someone probably brought REAL cocaine, though.

Brian Silvestro > PatBateman 03/16/2014 at 00:33

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I bet they thought they were being ironic and cool.

Hipsters.

EL_ULY > PatBateman 03/16/2014 at 00:39

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Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > PatBateman 03/16/2014 at 00:39

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Steal The Bimmer And Do 80's Coke

GeorgeyBoy > PatBateman 03/16/2014 at 00:42

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What's next 2000's parties with everyone wearing Ed Hardy?

*shivers*

PatBateman > EL_ULY 03/16/2014 at 00:44

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Ironically, someone came with a Mr. T haircut. Real haircut.

PatBateman > GeorgeyBoy 03/16/2014 at 00:45

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I'm waiting for 90's parties where people all dress grungy. WE DIDN'T DRESS LIKE THAT!!!

ttyymmnn > PatBateman 03/16/2014 at 00:48

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I've forgotten all the parties like that I've gone to. We had some friends over for grilled burgers. Old people, some beer, talking. Old people stuff. Sigh....

Happy Birthday.

PatBateman > ttyymmnn 03/16/2014 at 00:54

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I'm 37, married, with three kids. This is a wild and crazy night for us.

Deputy Kovacs > PatBateman 03/16/2014 at 01:16

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I WILL NOT DIE SOBER!

PatBateman > Deputy Kovacs 03/16/2014 at 01:58

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If anyone died at that party, they didn't die sober. The sheer amount of liquor they went through was quite impressive.